thelandoffakebelieve:

Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy

(via bycie)

me and bae having sex

  • bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
  • me: put a quarter in the swear jar

zodiacs w/ sex

dusty-plays-piano:

thelambdadelta:

aries- gay
taurus - likes anal
gemini - bdsm freak
cancer - vanilla as fuck
leo - dominant
virgo - practicing abstinence
libra - probably a furry
scorpio - S&M by Rihanna
Sagittarius - will try anything
Capricorn - freaky ass bitch
Aquarius - Skeptical but still a slut
Pisces - horny and dtf w/ anyone

"Likes anal"

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